Saturday, March 30, 2013

Today's Complaints

#1. The pitfalls of home care: Unventilated bathrooms located in the center of the home,parents who care more about their smartphone or laptop games than their child,families who work the system, anal parents who apparently think they know more than their nurse,lack of consideration for the nurses work environment
#2. People in general who: butt in line at the convenience store,block aisles in the store while chatting with their friends,  insist on bringing all 20 of their  young, over active children to the store RIGHT before you get in line to buy a coffee to use ALL of their latest scannable phone discounts to buy slushies and a few lotto tickets, answer questions with questions or unrelated statements,drive 20 in a 35mph zone,text while you're talking to them,tell you what you ought to be doing (or not doing) with your life
#3.Clothing that: fits great in all the wrong places, falls apart or shrinks after the first wash,costs more than your car payment then goes out of style,looks like twiggy wouldn't be able to pour herself into it, is worn in public but resembles farm gear, pajamas, street urchin wear, or last weeks dirty laundry
#4. Restaurants that: seat you by the kitchen door,forget you exist after taking your order,ask the price of a delmonico steak dinner for a crab cake,and put on the pretense of being 5 star, but have a bathroom the size of a broom closet
#5.Family members/freinds who: guilt you into attending their home parties, social gatherings and church groups,think they are better than you because they have a larger bathroom area,talk incessantly about their own problems but never listen to yours,insist on bringing their kids to adult themed get togethers,complain about every other family member
#6.having to leave my house

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