Monday, July 18, 2011

Potty Problems


ok..here we go.....10 things women never wanna hear in the next stall in a public bathroom:

1. "ewwww....oh my god...gross...what the??!"(courtesy of my daughter today-i laughed til i cried!)
2. "where the hell r the urinals?hiccup.... "(male voice)
3.ppppfffffttt..then a few splashes.....pfffffftttt...splash, splash
4." dang it !...... out of diapers AGAIN. It's ok , mom, we'll just wad up some toilet paper for now."
5. "shoot, he said he pulled out. I'm gonna kick his a**!!"
6.(over a walkie -talkie) (crackle , crackle)- "Roger that.....We saw it run in here.We're on it.Over."
7. flush. groooooaaaann....bang bang bang....whooosh.....clang ...clang
8."hey , anybody got a plunger?"
9.the rustling of a fast food bag
10."ooooo man...i knew i shouldnt have mixed that whiskey with mexican food"....barf

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